Transcendent Astroid

Getting raped by god

Deciding whether to spell (G)(g)od with the lowercase or capital gee

Infecting god with HIV

A man free falling into the pavement

Setting up a perimeter around the crater

#HolyCrator trending on Twitter

Putting god’s remains in a museum

Going to the exhibit and turning to the person next to you like:

“I can’t even see ’em”

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