Common Problem & Meandering

Debating whether one should masturbate in the car

There’s a traffic jam and you live far

Swearing that the next vehicle you buy will be an SUV

Make it a challenge for other drivers to watch a pervert play with his pee-pee

Or what they call Vajayjay


Reality is Riveting

Exhibiting signs of Malcontent

Killing two guards and entering the tent

Blessed with oral sex

Became friends with a guy named Rex

Listen…Princess, sometimes life is a Peach

But when it’s not, life is a shhhhh…. 😉

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