Napping for a century in a garden
Rich liberals lecturing the heartless
Notice that the POTUS is retarded
As clever as our border is guarded
Getting high and watching The Departed
Space-aged masters auctioning a Martian
Nowadays not a thing is alarming
Like the fact that I’m not really charming
Yesterday, I evolved into Darwin
Received a call from Stone Cold Steve Austin
Bought a cake just to eat all the frosting
Seem nice with a demeanor that’s caustic
Heard atheists debating agnostics
Woke up and I was fucking exhausted