This Is A Sonnet 

Napping for a century in a garden

Rich liberals lecturing the heartless

Notice that the POTUS is retarded

As clever as our border is guarded

Getting high and watching The Departed

Space-aged masters auctioning a Martian

Nowadays not a thing is alarming

Like the fact that I’m not really charming

Yesterday, I evolved into Darwin

Received a call from Stone Cold Steve Austin

Bought a cake just to eat all the frosting

Seem nice with a demeanor that’s caustic

Heard atheists debating agnostics

Woke up and I was fucking exhausted


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