Playing a game of Candy Land

Failing to obey fierce commands

Wherever there are flames, you fan

Inhale, exhale, lungs tar like Zan

Writing on the wall with a crayon

Much more selfish than Ayn Rand

I’m fucking up what you had planned

And sinking you as quick as sand

A Mexican kid named Fernand-

O

In a black hole I light a cand-

Le

Perplexed by a newspaper stand

Don’t get it like 100 Grand

At the pet store buying a flam –

Ingo

Losing your woman to a man –

Dingo