Playing a game of Candy Land
Failing to obey fierce commands
Wherever there are flames, you fan
Inhale, exhale, lungs tar like Zan
Writing on the wall with a crayon
Much more selfish than Ayn Rand
I’m fucking up what you had planned
And sinking you as quick as sand
A Mexican kid named Fernand-
O
In a black hole I light a cand-
Le
Perplexed by a newspaper stand
Don’t get it like 100 Grand
At the pet store buying a flam –
Ingo
Losing your woman to a man –
Dingo