Playing a game of Candy Land 

Failing to obey fierce commands

Wherever there are flames, you fan

Inhale, exhale, lungs tar like Zan

Writing on the wall with a crayon

Much more selfish than Ayn Rand

I’m fucking up what you had planned

And sinking you as quick as sand 

A Mexican kid named Fernand- 

O

In a black hole I light a cand- 

Le

Perplexed by a newspaper stand 

Don’t get it like 100 Grand

At the pet store buying a flam –

Ingo 

Losing your woman to a man – 

Dingo