Norms formed and packaged as a gift to posterity
Conventions, they call them, must be followed carefully
Now let’s begin…
Eating a slab of meat without utensils
Just wrap it up in a tortilla menso!
Not wishing for a person to receive a blessing just for sneezing
What kind of god would reward someone for such a petty reason?
Living with your girlfriend and leaving the toilet seat up
File this one under: Sorry, I just don’t give a…
Allowing the door to slam in the face of a person walking behind you
Open your own damn doors like I do!
Refusing to shake an extended hand
This is for your sake, my hand just finished playing – and not with a band 😉
Forgoing the greeting and sending an email that’s straight to the point
Random confession: I smoke out of a bong because I can’t roll a joint 😦
Allowing incestual thoughts to permeate through your mind
“Man, I know she’s my sister but she damn sure is fine”