Sir, your serotonin is sadly low

Take this pill or you’ll jump out the window 

And if you still jump, theory disconformed 

As the saying goes: You live and we learn

Doc, hyperpolarize GABA goblins

And depolarize my JABA joblins

Then hand me the Amps for the dopamine

Keep the Paroxetine and Thorazine

I told you the last time, smart idiot

I’m not depressed, I’m not schizophrenic

And I’m taking this bucket of Xanax

Stand down like Crimea’s getting annexed

I’ll call you when I feel like shit again

No more pussyfooting around my friend