Sir, your serotonin is sadly low
Take this pill or you’ll jump out the window
And if you still jump, theory disconfirmed
As the saying goes: You live and we learn
Doc, hyperpolarize GABA goblins
And depolarize my JABA joblins
Then hand me the Amps for the dopamine
Keep the Paroxetine and Thorazine
I told you the last time, smart idiot
I’m not depressed, I’m not schizophrenic
And I’m taking this bucket of Xanax
Stand down like Crimea’s getting annexed
I’ll call you when I feel like shit again
No more pussyfooting around my friend