Orange Fanta with the fridge light shining

Quenching beads melt on the drinkers nude chest

Male or female? A drinker of which sex?

 

His/her distinction is driving him mad

This lad defaults to his sex in vocab

Far from sexist but I do have gonads

Need not ask permission to grab. Not sad!

 

Sandwich made with random ingredients

Meals of a culinary deviant

Assign me the judge who’s least lenient

 

Sluggish and satisfied, walking to bed

It’s time to get rest/pretend that I’m dead