Eating everything bagels in a Winnebago
Chive cream cheese makes the knees weak
Thinking about the tech world after watching Westworld
Unshaven, what is bathing? conversing with a raven
Nauseous like Jews showering in Auschwitz…aww shit
I love the Jews, they’re tremendous like Mendez
Missing job interviews, rather touch myself in the nude
A diet made up of Toaster Strudels and Raman noodles
Hapless appearance, and even that description is vastly endearing
Somersaults on a looted vault
Making up more shit than Joseph Smith
Demonic rape, at a pace quicker than the rate
At which I can come up with a moronic phrase
This guy is shifty like a tectonic plate
And what is that thing on his face?