Random Pt. 17

Eating everything bagels in a Winnebago

Chive cream cheese makes the knees weak

Thinking about the tech world after watching Westworld

Unshaven, what is bathing? conversing with a raven

Nauseous like Jews showering in Auschwitz…aww shit

I love the Jews, they’re tremendous like Mendez

Missing job interviews, rather touch myself in the nude

A diet made up of Toaster Strudels and Raman noodles

Hapless appearance, and even that description is vastly endearing

Somersaults on a looted vault

Making up more shit than Joseph Smith

Demonic rape, at a pace quicker than the rate

At which I can come up with a moronic phrase

This guy is shifty like a tectonic plate

And what is that thing on his face?




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