Infatuation

Hiring a hacker

For $500

he will email me

pictures of my friend’s sister.

 

This hacker

his alias is Dirty Little Mister

Refreshing my inbox incessantly –

today is going to be the day –

or my money back!

 

When you mix

the pervy with the nerdy

this is what you get

 

No disrespect

I just want to see you naked

For courting have no patience

and that time might be wasted

This is better. You’re so unsuspecting.

 

Staying caffeinated

Big can of Mountain Dew

sitting by my side

Chipper and antsy

like children on Christmas

 

I get an email

Subject says: ENJOY – 15 images from phone

Saw nipples and I freaked

Got up in disbelief and paced

Shot glances at the screen

till I believed

 

I said goodnight

to family members who were up

If they think I’m sleeping

they’ll be less likely to interrupt

You see? I’m pointing at my right temple now –

I’m smart

 

I’ll just

say this about the pics

They were the shit!

Worth every penny

This is material

for nights plenty

 

Weeks later

I walked by her

She was on the porch

with her boyfriend, talking

We both looked at her

lustfully

And we probably both

see through her clothes

with a quite

accurate imagination

Or at the very least –

just me 😉

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