Hiring a hacker
For $500
he will email me
pictures of my friend’s sister.
This hacker
his alias is Dirty Little Mister
Refreshing my inbox incessantly –
today is going to be the day –
or my money back!
When you mix
the pervy with the nerdy
this is what you get
No disrespect
I just want to see you naked
For courting have no patience
and that time might be wasted
This is better. You’re so unsuspecting.
Staying caffeinated
Big can of Mountain Dew
sitting by my side
Chipper and antsy
like children on Christmas
I get an email
Subject says: ENJOY – 15 images from phone
Saw nipples and I freaked
Got up in disbelief and paced
Shot glances at the screen
till I believed
I said goodnight
to family members who were up
If they think I’m sleeping
they’ll be less likely to interrupt
You see? I’m pointing at my right temple now –
I’m smart
I’ll just
say this about the pics
They were the shit!
Worth every penny
This is material
for nights plenty
Weeks later
I walked by her
She was on the porch
with her boyfriend, talking
We both looked at her
lustfully
And we probably both
see through her clothes
with a quite
accurate imagination
Or at the very least –
just me 😉