Catapulting cattle to Seattle
Go canoe to Honolulu
Sipping Chardonnay with Marvin Straight.
A math club in a bath tub. Or
a Frenchman with a henchman.
Live stream of your border collie making origami
Die alone with an iPhone. Or
Passing away while playing Madden 28.
Painting a mural of what’s going on with your neural
A suicide pact with Sylvia Plath. Or
A smoking Session with Jeff
Death is no disaster
“Hey, you stole my joke!” – 😡
I’m Buster Baxter.