Among no other things
Manic depressive, I swing to the left
then back to the right –
I’m a swinger
But in either state I come up with great zingers!
Sometimes I like sharing songs
But then wonder if you’ll take it wrong
Most of the time my moods
do not interfere with who
I am –
a cool dude.
Among the coolest.
Possibly cooler than you!
Normally this would be the part
where I go
m-m-m-mental
But y-y-y-you
You are just exercising (lol)
your right and that’s fine.
I’m fine too
Never been dandier
I truly am splendid
Well…
relatively speaking
Anyway,
Have a good weekend
Just know I recover quickly
I am not the pick of the litter…
if you are picky.
I think shame, I have none left
Tears? If I round up
I have one left.
Emotions cause commotions like crowds amongst explosions
A tough time I’m going through one like the motions
Can this curse ever be reversed?
I find it funny you fancy yourself a leader
But won’t accept me unless someone else accepts me first (lol)
Merry Christmas to you and all your people
I will spend mine painting something different on my easel
I am wedded to my whims, so sorry
like the flick I’m taken
I am trying to take a string of failures
and make it amount to greatness.
The latest fashion, I don’t adorn it
The market, I am trying to corner it
I throw dice into blackholes and hope for the best outcome
Then, when nothing happens, I ask, “how come?”
…
Akin to abra
I cadabra.
Like a fresh cadaver, I hardly matter.
I’m a legend in my own mind, sure
but that’s where it starts.
Please do not be mad at me, sweetheart
I’m addressing the ether, which is where these words wind up
As crooked as I am, I have something lined up
Friend or foe? – those two are not mutually exclusive
Like thoughts about how life began
success is elusive
…
I’m resisting temptation, that’s right
as of now
my vow’s intact.
I have one head
And wear a thousand hats
Now you know where mine is at.
Ignorance is bliss
and so I’m living quite heavenly
I think I am my own worst
enemy.
Rejection, it is hard to accept it, but I must because people have the right to not date me
People don’t recall my name, well, that’s a shame
I used to have game, but now? I make myself wonder…
Blunders, there are more to come, of that I’m certain
Never worry, I will never close my own curtain
There’s nothing appealing about a guy who’s shady and acts like a baby
i.e. a shady baby
I vowed to myself not to look at particular profiles
Because…it makes my mind run wild(er)
With that said,
I am going to ask out the girl at Sam’s Club. The way she greeted me was so nice, she must be into me.
However, I will try not to give it much thought. If she says no I will just go and ask out the cashier at Costco.
I am also liking the girl at Subway, she gives me free chips from time to time meaning she MUST find me intruiging.
This one is more of a long shot, but still, I am going to ask out that older woman at Sears.
Meanwhile, I will continue to write my novel, which someday might make me memorable. Then the girl at the kratom store will recall my name – assuming she’s into literature!
Light rays & tall heights
One good day makes a week worth living
The Ritalin is riveting, peers like
what I’m exhibiting.
Pondering past pantomimes, I too wish it behind me
I will rid my mind of your name,
so that nothing can remind me.
New lows & dark depths
I was late to my own funeral when I showed up at my cubicle
I crashed into absurdity now no one is insuring me
I dreamed I had a nemesis,
woke up wondering if she is venomous.
I have done a ton of dumb shit bordering on some Trump shit
I pushed my luck off a cliff then jumped off of it myself
I thought that I was Santa and to my surprise I was an elf
I summarized my life
and not a word was written
I gave someone advice
and what I said, I never did it…
I am but a pebble in this rock in space we live in
To tell vision I’m a boulder …I get why you’d be livid
….
I was swinging like a mood
and in truth had no opponent.
I was arrogant and rude
I know that you can no longer condone it.
I am feeling like you might – want to be my editor
With the set of skills that you possess
who could remain as our competitor?
…
Really,
I’m a jokester,
not a violent criminal.
I’m the type who’d let you have it
if we both reached for the last dinner roll
…
I am pausing to muse
over what you will do.
Your patience is a present
and your kindness is too.
Pulling a rabbit out of a hat to fight a bat out of hell
Standing empty-handed nakedly at a show & tell
Some of my relatives are much more suicidal than the masses
If I wore glasses, I’d take them off to see something else
The smartphone, many were murdered glued to their tomb
I glance at my phone and wonder why I fancy myself immune.
I am GOD’s idea of AI, receive inputs, give outputs – reduce me to a chemical
Walk up on the scene and put the “non” into the sensical.
