consumes much of the room
designated as Reservations.
So upset that I look forward to
someone instigating an altercation
Duking it out in Downtown streets
Onlookers are proud
of their civility, tranquility
In contrast with this savage
who draws all who are around to the center
“Yeah, yeah! Right there! Oooo. That’s it!”
Walking away from the madness
And then life gets boring
I’m scuffing cleats
evading the scene.
This isn’t just baseball,
It’s the Major League
Scrapping with a guy by the name of Big Lee
Cutting up a pineapple at midnight
Wondering if this person is a man or a dyke
Vulgarity….is that all right?
I always thought Dragon Ball Z was boring
I’m sorry! 😦
Snickering at a joke.
Its comprehensibility exists
only between you and I.
If either of us die
the jokes that live inside get euthanized.
And we want to keep comedy alive…right?
Starbucks and Dunkin’ in a stare down
Suggesting the former to show who you came with
money is no issue.
Now everyone has to spend
more than they wanted to –
groaning on the inside, assenting on the outside
Buying a little sign to signal
that they’re right there with you
doing decent in the middle class.
Imagine overcoming all nerves
and against all odds
going on that thing they call “date”
and you choose the latter instead.
You will go home with uncertainty
She must think: Damn,
this guy is broke as fuck.
You expected her to believe the following impossibility:
Dunkin’ is “like horribly underrated”
and to be “like totally honest”, Dunkin’s coffee is “like the greatest”
A burst of laughter from the two of you
“Reality is: I’m trying to save money…because ummm right now I’m a little financially screwed.”
^ All it takes to love this dude
Peace once you point out every elephant in your proximity
A blank notebook is opportunity and creation
Starting to grow a neckbeard
And i must say,
I think it looks alright.
A lap dance at a funeral
Altering the globe forever from a cubical
who is magnetizing.
who presses charges
when you pretend that you’re stuck to her.
Interrupting a conversation one too many times
Becoming self-conscious: Man, I have to stop;
I look like an asshole
When you leave: What a self centered jagoff, this guy
A whale of a time, taking the obligatory pictures
in the background dead polar bears,
an iceberg dissolving into the mixture
Super cautious, think again whenever
nearing nonsense inexcusable
or unbearable grandstanding
At worst, hold your head right above
or right below the thresh.