Orange Fanta with the fridge light shining
Quenching beads melt on the drinkers nude chest
Male or female? A drinker of which sex?
His/her distinction is driving him mad
This lad defaults to his sex in vocab
Far from sexist but I do have gonads
Need not ask permission to grab. Not sad!
Sandwich made with random ingredients
Meals of a culinary deviant
Assign me the judge who’s least lenient
Sluggish and satisfied, walking to bed
It’s time to get rest/pretend that I’m dead
Addressing a group of people you’re friendly with as “guys”
Wondering if that is cool or despised
Wondering because there are some ladies – you count five
Obviously, you mean to be friendly…at least you think it’s obvious
Unsure about asking
Don’t want to create a problem where it does not exist
Let’s try this: “So hey, you girls ready to go?” – The guys got pissed
“Oh, fuck you bitch” they said in unison
Debating whether one should masturbate in the car
There’s a traffic jam and you live far
Swearing that the next vehicle you buy will be an SUV
Make it a challenge for other drivers to watch a pervert play with his pee-pee
Or what they call Vajayjay
Inclusivity
Reality is Riveting
Exhibiting signs of Malcontent
Killing two guards and entering the tent
Blessed with oral sex
Became friends with a guy named Rex
Listen…Princess, sometimes life is a Peach
But when it’s not, life is a shhhhh…. 😉
Including ads on my “site” because of course
I’m broke to the core
You thinking: “I don’t want to read this no more.”
Visualizing infinite possibilities in 1.4 seconds
Dying in combat using your brain as a weapon
Taught a lesson so severe, she stumbled
And shivered
Almost climbed back but she crumbled
And withered
Killed a broad for shrieking out “I’m with her”
Now obliged to equally demean my fellow Mr.s
Never knowing where I’m going when I’m typing
Labeled unnatural, creating poems with no writing
…anyway, Poetry Police came once
Wasn’t using old wig-wearing wigga Words enough
Ordered obedience at my door, was I a tame pup?
Mmm…no, when I came: RUFF!
Wait…said something bad about Whites back there
Now I have to diss Browns, what’s fair
Is fair
[Hold on; I have to go sell a drug]…….
Allah prohibits achieving the mental state they call crunk
The pressure is building up…
You know how…
Before a mass shooting the shooter might say a bunch
Of heinous stuff, just playing tough
But then to the victims’ dismay erupts
The dam that sealed away the raging nut?
Yup 🙂
